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Back To Montfort.

2006-07-20T23:10:00.000+08:00

Went back to help out in Montfort chorale's choir practice today. Haha. At least they have abit of standard now. Taught the bass 1s how to sing Battle of Jericho, but in the end, Wilson made them sang together with bass 2s. Sian.

Stoned around in school after they ended choir, and took some pictures again. haha.

If you believe it, you will see it. <-- Crap

Edwin, Ian and me.

Sunset today, taken from Hougang Station while waiting for bus. LOL

Still feeling very guilty today, because i made my dear wait for me again yesterday. What happened to me? Was suppose to go to school, but I Can't wake up. In the end, i didn't get to meet her, and she was like so upset. Sobs.

Hope this kind of thing will not happen again ba.

Love you.

Zidane vs. Materazzi.

2006-07-12T23:19:00.000+08:00

SUNday.

2006-07-09T22:57:00.000+08:00

Was doing my reports the whole day, and i went to my grandmother house for dinner in the evening with my father. Brought my lappy there, and my baby cousin smashed the keyboard. Heart ache. Saw my cute cousin too!

Isn't he cute?

Haha. Went back to my grandfather house to fetch my mum, and then we went over to the coffee shop for supper. Great, as i was intending to ton the whole night to complete my report due tomorrow. Haha.

World Cup finals tonight. Who will win?

The 3M outing.

2006-06-30T22:08:00.000+08:00

Met up with Alvin Theo today at Junction 8, after don't know how many donkey months. So glad that the both of them finally agreed to meet up with each other, after having a cold war for months. The meeting time was at 6.30pm, but i was late AGAIN. Haha. In the end, I treated the both of them dinner. We spent quite some time walking around J8 trying to find a place to eat, and we finally settled at Cafe Cartel. We ordered once crispy plate and one pizza, before starting to talk about our life.

The food came, and i took a picture of it, in case next time ask them treat me they say i did'nt treat them.(Joking, Haha)

Crispy plate for three, and a pizza.

Yummy.

After dinner, we went for neoprint session. Lol. Sounds weird for three guys to take neoprints right? Anyway, here are the pictures... haha

It sucks abit, because all of us are noobs. HAHA.

Went home after that, for another round of dinner.

What an enjoyable night. Hope that we are able to meet up more often, like tonight.

Trip to Genting.

2006-06-22T18:35:00.000+08:00

I was away with my parents, my grandfather, aunts and cousin for the past few days, at genting. The trip was like so sian, because I had endless reports to complete, and camp ohana just ended. It's like everyone had something to do at 2000 meters above sea level, except me. The adults were busy "donating" their money to the casinos, and my brother and cousin went to the arcades and the outdoor theme park almost everyday. I had no choice but to follow them around, because i could not think of anything else to do, besides smsing my dear.

First day:

Nothing much happened. Took an afternoon nap, and was woken up by my brother. The both of them went to the arcade, while i stonned at the internet cafe.

Second day:

Both my brother and cousin decided to scare themselves abit, so they went into the haunted house, armed with this thingy given to them.

A torch as small as a lightbulb used in the physics lab back in seconday school. Lame shit. My handphone torch is much more brighter then this.

After their little adventure ended, i took stupid some pictures of my stupid brother.

This is a picture of my brother.

This is him, wearing a mask of _____.(don't know what it is)

Another picture of him, behind the mask of Mr bean.

Him again, behind don't know what mask. (Omg. Why am i uploading so many pictures of my brother?)

And this a picture of his hand, after i chopped it off.

Third day:

We took the world's longest cable car down and up the mountains.

Here is a picture taken in the cabin, on the way down.

We also went to the outdoor theme park to play, and we sat the corkscrew and spaceshot 6 times each.

A shot taken on the platform, after the ride.

Me, cousin and aunt.

Oh ya, damn the internet cafes there. The charges there is so damn expensive. RM 10 pre hr. Lame shit.

Damn this place. Genting cyber word. Go rob the bank better...

Btw, I have switched from photobucket to flickr. Haha. Flickr rawks!

Camp Ohana T-shirt vs Class T-shirt.

2006-06-17T19:33:00.000+08:00

Got both T-shirts yesterday during the last day of camp and the class outing.

Here are the front and back view of both Ts:

Camp Ohana T.

Class T.

I thought that the camp T was gay but when I got the class T, i felt disgusted. Hot Pink is so damn GAY. Lol.

Cssc and Camp Ohana!

2006-06-17T00:03:00.000+08:00

Today's entry will be a long one, starting from Monday...

The Clementi student service centre at Clementi was set up to allow people to ~~play counterstrike and dota~~ surf the internet, and the computers there are sponsored by Singapore poly. It is being run by students of SP as well as SPSU. The choir was supposed to send two people there to help out at the centre today, and both Alvin and I agreed to do so. It was quite boring, because there was only a few people there. Spent my time playing with my laptop and listening to music, so time passed by very quickly. After our job was done and the centre was closed, we went to clementi for dinner.

The damn place where i stonned for 4 hours...

Alvin decided to stay with joannah in school, so I went home alone. I kept on tossing and turning in bed, because I was too excited about the camp tomorrow. I tried many methods to make myself sleep, but I just could not sleep. I gave up hope trying to sleep, and stayed up till Tuesday morning. My jie called me around 5am in the morning and I talked to her till round 7.15am, because my whole family started to wake up. I managed to fall asleep at around 7.45, and at 8am, Maureen gave me my morning call. She was like damn shocked because my voice was so awake.

I continued with my packing after Maureen called. I was half awake, because I didn't really sleep well the previous night (in fact I slept for about 15 mins only). I reached school at around 10.20am, because I left my house late and I missed the bus.
Most of the group leaders (GL) are already there, and we had some briefing, before going down to pick the juniors up. To get things started, we introduced ourselves first, before playing some polar bear and where is my 50 cent coin game. Next, the juniors were grouped into the four families: Influenza, Um arh orh, Razors and Bullshit. My family is called influenza, inspired by the bird flu essay. I am the father, and joy joy is the mother in the family. Our sons and daughters are Edwin, Edgal, Melissa and Ai Jia. We came out with our cheer next, and it goes like this:

H5N1 come come come.
Come already die die die.
H5 come, N1 come,
Vow to wipe out everyone.

We designed our flag/banner and then picked our characters for the skit, which we had to present on Thursday night. We got Hitler, Bubbles, Pikachu, Jack, Cyclops and Donald duck.

Had our dinner next, and a few hours of free time, before the night activities. I fell asleep during the free time, but i did not manage to sleep long. When i woke up, I saw Maureen and Joy looking at me and giggling, having no idea of what happened. They ran off before i could ask them what is wrong. At 9pm, We assembled at level one of T15(the block where we stayed in) for the battle royal and night walk. Battle royal required us to find some light sticks hidden all over the place, and we had some help from Joy and Maureen, who were the devils(Didn't know that devils were helpful). We ran all over the place and at the end of the game, all of us were sweating like mad. Next, we had the night walk. It was around CLS, a place where I am very familiar with, so I wasn't that scared. Instead, I scared the hell out of Joyce and teddy, trying to make them scream as much as possible, as that was the game's objective. I got more and more bored so I started to scare Joy, Maureen and Melissa.

The night walk ended at around 3am. We took our bath and supper, before calling it a night at around 5 am. The air condition was damn power. The whole room was so damn hot and in the morning at about 7am, the room became freezing cold. Got woken up at around 7am by the cold, and drifted in and out of dreamland until around 9am, the time I officially woke up.

It was a clear Wednesday morning, and the program for the day was the food hunt. We had our breakfast cum lunch at 11am, before setting off to various places to eat. It was during this game that i sensed that things are starting to go wrong between Alvin and Matthew, and the between the people in my group. Anyway, we went to china town, Funan the IT mall, Raffles place, Dhoby ghaut, orchard and Holland V in search of different types of food. My sons and I ate most of the food, while the girls just stoned there, because my wife, their mother, joy was not there with us.

Here are the pictures of the food we ate...

Rice Ball,

Longan and Almond Jelly,

Tako Ball,

Ice Kachang,

and Grilled Fish.

After visiting Holland V, we made our way back to school for dinner. After dinner, we played dai dee, and got all our flags stolen. All of us raped Kenneth to get our flags back, and continued with the dai dee session. Joy mummy came back, and we discussed about our skit and did Edmund’s birthday card, while watching Hard Gay on you tube. I would like to say sorry to Joy here, because i did not take care of our group and i was fooling around during the discussion.

We went for another night walk, after Edmund's birthday rape. This time round, I led in front and brought the whole group up to the childcare centre, and then to the balcony at T1A. We sat in a circle there, and started telling ghost stories, to scare the crap out of ourselves. Towards the end, we heard some funny noises coming out of the air. It was so spooky, so we decided to evacuate. Edmund then led us to the Red bridge, followed by the basketball court behind FC 5, to see stars? Lol.

The only picture i took during the night walk at SB. Lol.

The night walk ended here, and we went to shower, before sleeping. I went down with jason for a chat, and it lasted all the way till 5am again. My day ended here, and the next day started at around 7am the next day.

We were woken up at around 7, and prepared to set off for Sentosa for the day's activities. Today, the GLs need not run with their children. All we have to do is to stone at one place. During the ride to Sentosa, the two couples are like having clod war, while Joy and Liza were hopping and dancing around. At sentosa, Joy and I stayed at Burger King and stared at the merlion for 2 damn hours when we can actually walk around the island, because of some miscommunication.

Nice view. Lol.

Somebody called and told us that lunch was being served at palawan beach, so we decided to go there. When we reached there, Maureen and carol were not there. Instead, they were at the other end of the island, Siloso beach. Poor Joy and I. Had to walk all the way there. After meeting Maureen and Carol, we walked back to palawan beach to take the train back to BK to meet our kids. Edmund told us to meet at palawan beach after meeting our kids, and changed the plan after we boarded the bus. It made us so damn paiseh la, because the entry tickets were not with us and we had problems going back. We waited for all of them at the departure center, and headed back to SP.

Buffet dinner was served at SP, and some seniors came down for the camp. We did some final preparations for the skit, and then had the performance. Was not in a very good mood after the whole thing, because i felt that i am like a middle person in between two groups of people. Went to walk walk and talk talk with Joy and Maureen, before they went for the night walk. Maureen was tired and not feeling well, so she when back to the room, while Joy accompanied me. We joined them in the night walk, but after awhile, Joy was tired, so i sent her back. The journey back was so scary. Only the two of us were there, and it was very dark, raining heavily, and both lightning and thunder can be seen and heard. Joy was like so afraid, making me feel scared as well.

After the whole group came back, I went to bath with the guys and then went down to chat. Slept at around 6.40 am and woke up at 9 plus in the morning on Friday. It was the last day of the camp, and prizes were given out. We got the cutest family award, and both Edwin and Melissa got the best grandchildren award. A four day three night camp came to an end, and we took some photos, to remember Camp Ohana.

We are Family!

Hoping that there will be more camps like this in future......

Day with the shortest choir practice.

2006-06-09T23:48:00.000+08:00

Woke up quite early in the morning, all thanks to ~~some stupid bitch~~ somebody who replied to my sms at 6.48am in the morning. Suppose to meet Alvin at 10am at hougang station, but i ended up at Kovan station, 20 mins late. I really regret moving into Rio Vista. There is only 1 bus service outside the condo that goes round and round Hougang, and the frequency is like 15-20 mins? If I miss the bus, I will have to walk all the way to either the bustop beside Ponggol park or the one opposite CHIJ, which is exectly one bustop away from my condo, to catch other buses. Lame shit. Why can't SBS or WP come out with another bus service? Building a bus stop just for 1 bus service is a total waste of money. Anyway, back to today's topic.

After meeting Alvin at ~~Hougang~~ Kovan, we took the train down to school. (~~Montfort~~ Singapore poly) I was carrying my laptop and a pile of books (those thick thick kind, with around 800 pages each) which i wanted to return to the library, and by the time i reached SP, both my arms were aching. Met Joannah on the way at Outram park. The first place i went to, after arriving at SP, was the library, to drop my books. Next, we made our way all the way to foodcourt 1, just to eat the chicken chop, before making a u-turn back to the library. We booked a project room, so that Alvin can use the computer there and i can use my laptop to do our E-learning assignment and my Jiao eassay (Bird flu essay).

Damn the ALvin Haw. He wanted to scan something, and made me walk all the way to school of buisness, just because he was lazy to wait at the PC zone at the main library. After finishing all his ~~toilet buisness~~ scanning and submitting his ~~forms~~ assignments, we went for choir. Guess what, there were only 12 people who attended today's practice. LoL. We spent most of the time watching hard gay on youtube, while the girls had their voice range test conducted by Matthew. We had ours too, but it took less then 5 mins. !@#!@# I still can't go to soprano. LoL. I was assigned to sing bass 1.

We decided to go to marina square because choir ended early (did it even start?). Met a few people who came late for choir on purpose. As usual, Daryl was late, and he was one of those people who came down all the way to school for nothing. He decided to join us, but he got to leave at 6, so we went to city hall for awhile instead, before going to marina square. Here is a picture of the lego world cup stadium, and our legs.

The lego world cup stadium,

and our legs. Guess which is mine.

After daryl left, we went to marina square to meet Edwin, who was there for no apparent reasons. Had dinner at Burger King. After watching so many hard gay clips, we got influenced by his nonsense and thus decide to rename ourselves after gays and les. Alvin was Algae, Matthew was Madgay, I am Agay, Edmund & Edwin are act-gays, and both Joannah and Jasmine were jo-les and jas-las respectively. We went shopping around the mall, and we saw Hard gay's cap. LoL. We also caught two pigs and a monkey doing something at minitoons. Here's the picture:

Went home after shopping at 9, to catch the Fann Wong show. LoL. That's all for today.

This is Darth newton saying goodbye... Bye Bye...

Project discussion@National library

2006-06-06T00:47:00.000+08:00

I am suppose to meet my group members at 4pm for project discussion, but as usual, I was late. We went to 7-11 to have some snacks, before going to the national library to complete our biosafety poster. I bought a bottle of green tea, expecting it to cost around $1.30-$1.50, but I paid $1.70 for it. It is like daylight robbery, la. Lame shit. Wei chang and De hong bought cup noodles and after finishing their noodles, we walk to the library.

We spent quite some time looking for a spot with a powerpoint in the library, all thanks to those inconsiderate people. They occupied all those tables with powerpoints to study and sleep when those powerpoints are there for people to work with their laptops. Studying and sleeping do not require any power! We spent about an hour doing our poster at the library and about 15 mins in maple, admiring each other's account.

After completing the poster, we left the library and walked to bugis. Alwin left us, to take the train to plaza singapura to ~~find chio bus~~ kill zombies. Wei chang, De hong and I went to Long John for dinner. We talked lots of rubbish, before going to bugis for a walk. The first place we went to is the arcade. This was the first time i stepped into the arcade in this year. It was so damn noisy. Wonder how those people can stand it. Next, we went to sony gallary and played some dumb racing game. Went to a few more shops, before heading home.

I met many blind, deaf, unpleasant and kiasu singaporeans along the way home. Why do i say that? It's because they cannot keep to their left on the escalator when they are not in a hurry, they stand in the middle of the escalator and block the traffic during peak periods, and they do not know how to move to the middle of the train carriage when there are people outside still waiting to board the train. Bloody shit. All thanks to all these people that my crumpler bag to got stuck on the door. @#$@#%@#.

Pissed.

2006-06-03T17:29:00.000+08:00

You really pissed me off. Who the hell do you think are you? You are only my best friend's girlfriend. When you make fun of me, i do not say anything but when i make fun of you, do you have to hit me? When I do not say anything or retaliate, it does not mean that I do not mind or I am scared of you. I do not mind if you make fun of me or hit me in front of Edwin or Alvin, but it makes me damn pissed when you go around tell people that I can be bullied or I am a scardy cat, and hit me in front of my classmates or friends for the fun of it.

When you are being make fun of, what do you do? Complain to your boyfriend and hit that person? Do you find that you are being abit too childish? Can you be more independent? If you cannot accept any criticism, DON'T make fun of ather people. You are NOT a princess. We are Alvin's close friends but it doesn't mean that we are a close to you! If you happen to read this post, please stop behaving in such a barbaric manner and learn to respect other people's feelings, or at least respect yourself, and stop snogging when Edwin and I are around. It makes us feel embarressed!

Anatomy Practical.

2006-06-02T23:13:00.000+08:00

Had the most interesting anatomy practical today. We usually look at slides of the different types of cells under the microscope but in today's practical, we watched Dr Elango dissect a frog and remove all it's internal organs. I guess Dr E is the only lecturer who is experienced in this kind of thing, because Ms Isabel was so afraid that when Dr E used the frog to scare her, she screamed and ran behind the girls to take cover. LOL.

Here are a few interesting photos taken during the practical...

The frog when it's alive. We added chloroform to make it unconcious, before dissecting it.

The frog after it was made unconcious and cut open.

The heart,

the liver

and digestive system of the frog....

Believe it or not, the heart of the frog continued to beat for about an hour after being removed.

Thought of using the frog to cook frog porridge after the practical. Oh ya, don't know if James Gomez wanted the frog kwa for his ba chor mee. Forgot to ask him.

After the practical, we were suppose to proceed to MLT 1 for Greg Poi's lesson, but when we reached MLT 1, we were told that today is Dr Xu's lesson. From what we heard from Dr Xu, Greg Poi said that we made a mistake but in actual fact, he forgot to book the MLT. !@#@!#!. I didn't bring Dr Xu's notes today, so i slept throughout the whole lesson.

Spent the rest of the day mugging for the basic instrumental analysis test.

Took the test at 5, and went for choir after that. We learnt some stupid song today. Until now i still don't know how to sing that song. Think i will not be going for any of the choir practices during the holidays. So boring. Since the conductor has been missing for weeks and we do not have any competition or concert to work for, why should i go?

Went home alone after choir, because alvin is going out with his girlfriend.

I hate BGR.

End of post.

Biosafety?

2006-06-01T19:46:00.000+08:00

Biosafety and lab management sucks. Why must we take that stupid module? Who the hell cares about what safety precautions we have to take in a bio safety lab 4 when singapore doesn't have one? For what we care about biosafety when our lab doesn't even have a single deadly virus? At most get diarrhoea only lor. Is like during practicals, the lecturer will warn us on the hazards of each of the bacteria or reagents used, so why must they come out with this module to test how well we can remember those bacteria names? What has biosafety got to do with designing a poster and what has it got to do with safety officers? I just don't get it. Got back the quiz today. Sucks. 24.5 out of 50. So damn sian.

Haiz. I'm just praying hard that i pass my metabolic biochemistry.

Having BIA tomorrow. Got to study le.

signing off,
Darth_newton

ps: Monkey u better update ur blog!

Lol post...

2006-05-31T23:28:00.000+08:00

My anatomy teacher sang a song for us in class! So cool. She replaced the lyrics of some dumb song with words related to the cardiovascular system. I think she can participate in singapore idol. Ken will be impressed by her singing! Lol

Had gems presentation in the afternoon. So damn stupid. Business modules are so boring. Wonder why monkey and banana chose that gem. Should have taken some science modules. Much more interesting then IHRP. Alvin haw, i am daring u to take Genetics and You next semester! Haha. Have a taste of what it is like to be in a biotech course. After the presentation, both Alvin and joannah went to fc 1 for the ckicken chop and i was left alone outside the choir room all thanks to Matthew. He told me that he is going there but when i reached the choir room, there wasn't a single soul there! Lame shit.

When Mat finally got his ass to the choir room, we started our cs training session. We played on and on until around 4 plus. Went to sb to find that ~~stupid and petty~~ pretty girl. Came back and found out that the SAA people came into the room to check on us. Poor Mat and Alvin. Got scolded by those people for playing cs. I find that those SAA people are damn bo liao la. Aren't club rooms for people to slack in? Make so much noise for wat?

Stayed in school till around 6pm before going to my grand father's house.

My cousin finally called me to talk to me! Shit her. Got boyfriend le forget about me. Still tell me she will only call me on the 18th of march to claim her birthday present.

Got to stop here le...

ALVIN HAW HAS A BLOG???

2006-05-30T21:17:00.000+08:00

Who wants to bet with me? In about 2 weeks time ~~the bloody monkey's~~ alvin's blog will return to it's inactive state, like the previous two. The odds are 1:10. Haha. Even alvin haw bothers to update his blog, so how can i leave my blog in this pathetic state? I'm going to update my blog whenever alvin updates his, so if my blog is stagnant for a period of time, you will know that monkey's blog is back to its inactive state and be prepared to pay me if you have placed a bet with me.

Another reason why i'm updating my blog today is because ~~a stupid, ugly, crazy and petty woman~~ someone whom i met in choir recently had been bugging me the past few days, on and offline, asking me to update my blog. Apparently, she was ~~the most bo liao person~~ the only one who bothered to visit my blog, because my tag box is flooded with all her messages.

Damn it. When i entered blogger.com on my explorer bar, a chunk of chinese charaters appereared right in front of my eyes. I suspect that something is wrong with my laptop. At first, it was unable to read chinese characters, but now, some of the websites like blogger.com has been translated into chinese. I have no idea what happened to my laptop. Maybe the repressor protein is unable to bind to the operon that codes for chinese characters, resulting in the uncontrolled production of chinese words? Got to check with Theo...

These few weeks are like passing so slowly. I had been having 2 tests per week for the past two weeks and i am going to sit for another 2 tests this week. Next week will be the start of the ~~holidays!~~ e-learning week. E-learning sucks. I have to complete 4 damn reports by the end of the holidays on top of all those e-learning stuff. Don't know which ~~idiotic freak~~ genius came up with the e-learning thingy. Damn him.

The only memorable event that happened in the past few weeks is the collection of my new laptop. Haha. I'm blogging using my laptop now. Lol.

Had my environmental test today. Like shit. Saw monkey and banana at ps on the way home. Met bern on the train and lunched with him. When home, sleep and blog. End of another day fullstop.

Omg the crazy woman is bugging me again. Shall stop here for now... I HATE YOU!

C-r-u-m-p-l-e-r.

2006-04-11T23:41:00.000+08:00

FINALLY. I got my 1st crumpler bag.

Went to orchard to meet monkey after work to get our crumpler bags. Banana was with him, but she was sick so she went home 1st.

I did not get the one I uploaded on my pervious post. Too small for me. Instead, i got this huge bag. Baby also can put inside.

Monkey and banana got their bags too. Same design, different colour.

Mine is the nicest right? Hahaha.

Candle on the water.

2006-04-07T01:35:00.000+08:00

Midnight shift.

2006-04-04T09:31:00.000+08:00

I was working last night and here is what i spotted:

A human figure. Spooky...

Food served at the canteen.

2006-03-30T22:30:00.000+08:00

As promised, here is a photo of the type of food that is served at the canteen during meal breaks.

Yummy or yucks?

Outing with Mat

2006-03-27T23:28:00.000+08:00

I was on morning shift today and after knocking off from work at 3pm, i took 64 to Plaza Singapura to meet Matthew. On the way to PS, I realised that the drive did not close the rear door after leaving the bus stop, and he only realised it upon reaching the next stop. Tsk tsk. Dangerous driving. Thank god i was not standing near the door, because i was half awake and if i was near the door, i would have fallen off the bus.

After i met matthew, we went straight to Kfc for lunch, because i was starving like hell. Did not bother to go up to the staff canteen during my lunch break, because I knew that the food sucks. Shall take a photo of the type of food they provide and post it in my next entry. I went to the lego shop after lunch to check out the price of the Enzo Ferrari which i wanted to buy. Tmd. $249.00 sia. So bloody ex. We walked around before heading to Swensons to have our deserts.

I ordered black bart while matthew had his Merri mint.

Yummy.

Qing ming festival.

2006-03-26T13:08:00.000+08:00

I have a question to ask before i start typing today's entry. Who came out with this Qing ming festival? If you know who, please send your answer to www.darthnewton.blogspot.com/shout. Plesae include your nick. Thank you. Each shout cost $0.30. Children under the age of 18 must ask permission from father or mother.(just kidding)

I went to choa chu kang early in the morning today to visit the grave of my grandparents, as well as to sweep wood(shao mu). Nothing much happened, so i shall upload some pictures of the scenery i took at that place.

People who had visited the choa chu kang cemetery before should be familliar with policemen, cars, graves and millipedes, but what about snails?

My results.

2006-03-22T16:43:00.000+08:00

Damn it. Still so many Cs. Like that how to go to university?

Results!!!

2006-03-20T21:48:00.000+08:00

Damn it. Why must they put me on morning shift on wed? Like that how to check my exam results? Lame shit. Working at the hotel has been ok so far, except for some bo liao and troublesome guest who gave me many sorts of problems. Some of them asked me some common sensse questions when i was so busy that i wanted to give them a slap across their faces.

Here are some of the questions they asked:

Question 1: How to take a taxi?
My answer: Just go over to the bell counter and the bell man will assist you.
What I wanted to say to them: Stick your bloody hand out lah! Then what? Stick your ass out is it?

Question 2: How much does it cost to take a cab from the hotel to the airport?
My answer: Around 15-20 dollars.
What I wanted to say to them: Do i look like a taxi driver?

Question 3: (Over the phone)Can you make up my room?
My answer: Ok. I will get my housekeeping to make up the room for you.
What I wanted to say to them: Can you just press number 5 for housekeeping? Knn.

Question 4: (Over the phone) Is this room service?
My answer: Nope. This is the reception counter.
What I wanted to say to them: Do you have problem differentiating the numbers 2 and 3*?
*2 is for room service, 3 is for reception.

There are much more questions, but i am too lazy to list it all out. Hope these people will open their brains and eyes bigger before approaching me when i am busy the next time.

Morning shift.

2006-03-18T22:22:00.000+08:00

Working morning shift is always a nightmare for me. I was on morning shift today and i got one of my colleague to give me a morning call at 4.30 am, just in case i cant get up. Surprisingly, the first morning call she gave me woke me up. It was damn early, so i took my own bloody sweet time to bath can get changed. I left home at around 5am, and instead of taking the bus to the interchange, i walked there. I reached Hougang station 15 mins later and the roller shutters at the station were not opened yet, so i decided to take bus 51 to work. To my horror, when i looked at the sign that shows when is the first and last bus leaves the interchange, i saw this:

The fisrt bus leaves at 5.30am. Wtf.

I stoned there together with some early birds for 15mins and then boarded the damn bus. Thank god it was an air conditioned double decker bus, or else i am gonna wait for the next bus. The whole journey from Hougang to Havelock road via Eunos, Bugis, City Hall and Chinatown took about 50mins, and i arrive at the hotel at 6.20am. Tmd. I only needed 15 mins to get changed, and due to the strong cigarette smell in the locker, i could not rest there and had no other choice but to go up to the reception counter and start working.

Work was quiet ok, as what i got to do the whole morning was only the assigning of rooms and preparing for the group check-ins.

After work, i went home and decided to take a short nap, before going over to my cousin's house for her birthday bbq. I was enjoying myself in dreamland, but was woken by my cousin's call. @#$@#!$. Her birthday party was ok lah, because the people whom i dislike were there. Don't want to talk much about them already. Stoping here for today.

Outing with my dear cousin.

2006-03-17T23:13:00.000+08:00

Today is the day before my dear cousin's birthday, and i had promised her the day before that i would go out with her to buy her present. Firstly, we went to Heerens to shop. After spending about 30 mins there, she did not buy anything, so we went to had out lunch at Pastamania. Our next destination was Far east plaza. Far east was so far away from Heerens, and I felt that I had walked a very far distant before reaching that far away place. We spent a total of 3 hours walking around Far east plaza, and to my disappointment, my cousin still counld not find something she wanted to buy. Damn it. Why are girls so troublesome? I should have passed her some cash for her to do her shopping, instead of following her out.

After touring around Far east, she was still not contented. I had to craw behind her all the way to Marina square to shop. There, i saw another cousin shopping with her friends. I hope that she will not find out that I buy presents for my other cousins, or else I will be damn broke. I have a total of 30 plus cousins and if i had to buy presents for each and every one of them, i would be be eating maggie mee for the rest of the year.

She spent another hour on shopping at Marina square, before we went off to the airport to fetch her father. She did not find anything to buy still, after shopping for 4 fucking hours, so i treated her dinner instead at the airport.

We went to fish and co, and i order a samba fish, while she ordered a New York fish and chips. I only took a picture of what i ordered, because i am sure everyone knows what is fish and chips.

This was what i ordered...

... And these were the things left on my plate after i had finished my meal.

However, on my cousin's pan, the fish was gone, but the chips were left untouched. Lol.

My conclusion for today: Girls are shopholics and their stomach is small. Muahaha.

Retarded video.

2006-03-15T03:57:00.000+08:00

Firstly, i would like to apologise to all my readers for not updating my blog for the past few days. As I was stuck at home last weekend, i did not have any inspiration to write down in my blog, so i did not update it. Haha. So sorry.

Anyway, back to today's post. I was browsing the net and i came across this video which i find it damn funny. I would like to share it with everyone who reads my blog. Consider it as a bonus. Haha. This video is a new version of the pokemon MTV, featuring two kids who have nothing better to do at home, instead of cartoon pokemon characters. Sit back, relex and enjoy the MTV...

There are other videos produced by these kids, so if you are interested and if you are as bo liao as them, you can find other videos made by them by typing smosh in the search bar at youtube.com. That all for today.

Signing off,
Darth_newton

I.T fair @suntec city.

2006-03-10T03:12:00.000+08:00

The I.T fair will be held at at Suntec city from the 9th of march to the 12th of march 2005. I visited the fair together with theo, his friends and banana on the first day. Monkey was supposed to go with us too, but he did not turn up. Damn him. I called him so many bloody times, but he didn't pick up my calls. Apparently, he was still in dreamland and he only came out of that place at around 3.30pm.

We were the first few buggers who turned up at suntec before the fair even started, all thanks to Theo. At 11am, we were already outside the hall waiting with those kiasu people who had also came early. I think this will be the first and last I.T fair i am going to attend. I got deaf and i almost suffocated to death at that fair. Speakers were blasting happily into my ears and it was so crowed that i could hardly walk around the convention hall. All I wanted to check out at the I.T fair was the Sony Psp which i want to buy. Theo and his friends were busy looking at laptops while banana was looking around for Mp3 players, so can you imagine how bored i was?

After the fair, I went back to monkfort secondary with Theo to attend the choir's secondary 1 welcoming party. Monkey did turn up, but he was later then us, so we had no other alternatives but to give him a bash. As usual, we were laughing amongst ourselves at our jumiors when the teacher was scolding them, as well as at jeremy's hairstyle. He is currently living at the Singapore's island resort in Tekong, and he hairless for the time being.(i mean his head, not there) After the thing, Jeremy, soong choon and i walked around the school, recalling the memories that we had as a student in the school. It was quite crappy, but i will not write it here, because i am lazy to continue.

Maybe i will put it up here another day, when i have the time, so check it out...!

Hougang prison.

2006-03-07T15:14:00.000+08:00

As you people know, kids below the age of 16 caught wandering on the streets after 11pm will have their particulars taken down by the police, and their parents will be informed. Wondering where the police is going to lock these kids up after arresting them? I do not think that they will be sent to the police station, as there won't be space to accommodate them.

Let me show you a few pictures which I took sometime ago when i was walking past my old house.

Notice that this is not an ordinary basketball court? It looks like a jail to me.

This is the enterance to the "jail".

Do you think that the grills are constructed to make this basketball court a night prison? I got a feeling that kids will be detained in this neigbourhood prison at night, after the lights goes off at 10pm. We have neighbourhood police stations located in different parts of singapore and now, in addition to these police stations, we have these neighbourhood prisons, to enhance the security in the country.

Edwin aka chicken wing.

2006-03-06T00:00:00.000+08:00

Here is the photo of edwin with the four clips, which someone by the nick of banana wanted me to upload.

Is he pretty? Lol. He looks more like a gay to me. Haha.

Btw, he is the rich guy who treated us yesterday so if you are a girl and you are looking for a rich boyfriend, you may consider going steady with him*. Please take note that his height is 1.90 meters.

*Terms and conditions apply

Chicken wing's treat.

2006-03-04T11:58:00.000+08:00

While monkey, Theodoric and I were busy mugging for our exams the past few weeks, Edwin was working as don't know what at don't know where. Apparently, he found out that he had earned too much money, and we, as his close brothers, are helping him to spend part of his salary tonight. We arranged to meet at 5.30pm at hougang station to take the train down to town for dinner, but i, as usual, was late.

On the train, i realised that alvin brought his bag along. He told me that his bag contained his fish and co uniform, which he intended to return to them later, and he took out this badge which was part of his uniform.

Why is everything at fish and co related to fish??? Won't people get sick of it?

Anyway, when we reached city hall, we saw Matthew. We talked about DBIT, the course which Edwin is interested in, before banana reached. We had not decided on where to eat, so we walked around city link, then to Marina Square. All of us were like hungry ghost, and in order to fill our stomachs completely, we needed a buffet dinner.

There was nothing in Marina Square that can fill our empty stomachs, so we moved to suntec. We finally found this place by the name of Kuali, which serves buffet dinner, and decided to eat there. The food there was delicious. I only remembered to take photos when we had our deserts. Haha.

This was what Theo had. Looks yummy right?

I took this ice-cream and a plate of fruits(water melon and papaya). As i was trying to use the fork to slice the papaya, I found that it was damn bloody hard to do so. I spent quit a while trying to cut it, before Edwin told me that the skin was still intact beneath.

Dots.

Oh ya. I also took a photo of this thingy which was on the table.

Does yosenabe mean kanninabe in another language? Lol.

We were damn full after dinner, so everyone decided to go home to sleep. Lol.

Weird article

2006-03-04T05:01:00.000+08:00

This is an article taken from Today newspaper on the 3rd of march 2006.

I looked up the dictionary for the meaning of rape and this is what it means:
Rape/verb to force a person to have sex when he/she does not want to.

How can a 4 year old child have sex when the reproductive system of the child is not developed?

My job today.

2006-03-03T20:40:00.000+08:00

Alot of people have been asking me what am i working as, and in order to save my breath, i shall give a brief explaination of what i am doing on my blog.
What i do is simply unpacking, pasting of stickers and re-packing of handphones that are shipped into singapore.

Firstly, i have to unpack the phones and arrange it into this manner.

These are the things that are in the package.

I was given these M1 stickers to stick it onto the back of the phone. After sticking the M1 stickers, i have to stick the IDA approval sticker beside the SIM card slot.

This is where the stickers above are placed. I had a very had time doing this because I keep on sticking it at an angle of 0.5 degree.

After sticking those stickers, i had to place these stickers on the chargers, before sealing up the whole thing again.

There were altogether 970 sets. I only managed to complete 140 sets at the end of the day. Lol.

My wish list for this coming holidays.

2006-03-02T03:20:00.000+08:00

I am going back to work during the march holidays in order to earn some cash. I still got my last paper is on friday, but i am here blogging sufing the internet for the things i want to get during this holidays. Lol.

Firstly, i want to get a bag for myself, as my current one is quite old already. I found this nice and expensive bag online.

Cool right? This will cost me around $130.

Secondly, i want to get a model of this sweet Enzo Ferrari which cost around USD$99.99.

I am also thinking whether i should to get an iPod nano or not. Have to see how much i will earn this holidays.

Shall stop here for today, as i can't find anymore stuff that is worth buying. Haha.

8 Days Back To School Special.

2006-03-01T02:14:00.000+08:00

I bought this week's issue of 8Days, which featured celebs like Stefanie Sun who were once Rafflesian. Those Rafflesians were interviewed by 8Days for the fouth back to school special!: The Rafflesian issue. In this post, i will subsitute the Rafflesians with a Montfortian to create a back to school special!: The montfortian edition. Haha.

Montfort is a school which produced only a total of three well known people in singapore. You know those people, but you may not know that they are from Montfort, unless 8Days is willing to do a back to school special!: The montfortian edition. In order to enter the school, u do not have to score 4A*s, like those Rafflesians. Without further ado, lets move on to the interview with a typical Montfortian, Newton who is now currently stuck in Sp.

How was life in montfort?
Erm... Life in Montfort was quite a carefree and enjoyable one, as mugging is not a requirement. If you got study, u will fail, if you do not study, you will also fail.(That applies to Amaths only. Haha.) Basically, in order to pass, i just have to study the night before. The school gave us very little homework, so it was not so stressful.

If you got a B for a test, how will you feel?
Of cause happy, lah. How offen do we get to see a B in our report book?

How many test tubes did you break?
Around 4. Some of us broke the pipitte and burette as well. Speaking of test tubes, we love practical lessons. In these practical lessons, we will play with distilled water by shooting the water at other people's ass.

What was the worse L1r5 you got?
32 pts and that was during the perlims.

What form of punishment did you recieved the most?
Squartting. I spent half a semester squartting outside the class during secondary 1 together with about half of my class.

Anatomy and physiology 1

2006-02-27T23:34:00.000+08:00

Defination: Anatomy is the study of the structure and shape of the body and body parts and their relationship to one another while physiology is the study of how the body parts work or fuction.

I sat for my anatomy exam today evening, together with a mechanical engineering class. I got a feeling that i will score damn badly for this paper. I am just like a noob, as compared to all those professional mechanical engineering students. The smartest one took only about 1 hour to complete the whole damn 2 hours paper. It's like at around 7.30pm, the whole mechanical engineering class had left the exam hall.

There was the question that required us to draw the structure of a female reproductive system, and coincidentally, i did not touch the whole chapter. Why did the lecturer want us to draw the structure of a female reproductive system? I find that we should be given two choices: draw either the male or the female reproductive system. It is kind of fairer to guys. At least we can also check the anatomy of our reptoductive system in the toilet.

In the end, what i drew ressembled an inverted pear. The lecturer who invigilated our class walked passed me twice and laughted at me like mad. He almost puked when he saw my diagram. Lame shit. When he walked to the person behind me, he told him something like this: "Don't worry. You never see before so you won't know how to draw. Then i saw him pointing at me and at the same time laughing his ass off. I have to admit that my drawing sucks. In fact, due to my bad results for art in secondary 2, i was posted to the second class in secondary 3 instead of the first class.

Anatomy and physiology said this to me after the exam: "see you next semester...".

I just hope that what it said to me will not be true.

Examinations.

2006-02-25T03:54:00.000+08:00

Who was the one who came out with this damn idea? Why do we need to sit for exams at the end of every year? Do you hate examinations? Since it's the examination period now, lets talk about exams. I think that exams should be abolished, because I find it unnecessary.

Every year, students like me take exams about twice a year, and the purpose of having exams is to test one's knowledge about a particular subject. However, I do not agree. I feel that exams is to test one's memory instead. Lets take the o levels as an example. For those who had sat for their o levels, let me ask you a question. Do you still remember any Additional mathematics formula? What about the chemical properties of acids and bases? Back in secondary school, we only had to memorize and apply the formulas, and not required to understand it. Without understanding, how can we say that we know the subject well?

I am starting to get sick of exams. Exams = stress.

The stress is still manageable. What made me really sick is the two girls sat beside me during the exam yesterday. They were doing funny stuffs during the exam, causing me to get distracted. One was punching the calculator as if it had offended her, and the other was drinking water all the time, as if Malaysia will stop selling water to Singapore today. Lol.

I hope that on Monday, I will not be sitting in between those two girls again. Girls are so irritating.

About my previous post.

2006-02-24T17:07:00.000+08:00

Hmm. I am wondering if I will be arrested for discussing about the poor Chinese standards of monkfortians who got interviewed by the host in that channel U show. Lol. As you people know, writing a blog in Singapore is not an easy task, due to the fact that bloggers may face charges against them if people find their blog offensive. What if someone who comes across my blog belong to that school? Will they report me and will I be sent to jail?

Imagine tomorrow newspaper's headlines:

Blogger sentenced to jail.

A blogger, by the name of Newton, was sentenced to 10 days of imprisonment for discussing about the poor Chinese standards of his previous secondary school on his blog yesterday. He tried to appeal, but the judge turned down his appeal, saying: "Your Chinese sucks too, so I have no choice but to give you a jail term. Make full use of your time in jail by writing 20 compositions..."

If I really need to do chinese compositions in jail, i will most probably die there. Haha.

Montfort on Tv.

2006-02-22T22:31:00.000+08:00

Haha. This is my second post for today. I am wondering why am i writing so many post these few days. I just watched Scoop on channel u([shi fen tou tiao] not the ice cream scoop) on tv just now and my secondary school was featured in this episode. This show is all about current affairs and in this week's show, they talked about how the changing of the morning assembly time in secondary schools will affect students. I am proud to say that my secondary school was the first school to change the assembly time from the usual 7.20am to 8.30am. The school just changed the morning assembly time last year, after i left, so i didn't got a chance to experience how is it like to crawl to school at 8.30. Damn it.

Some of the students there were interviewed by the host of the show outside the school, and i have to admit that after two years, the standard of the boys chinese language have not improve in anyway. The first boy who got interviewed gave only one word answers, without much elaboration. He was quite stupid. Who the hell will announce that the school does not give alot of homework on the national Tv?? The second guy's chinese was quite ok la but the third guy, who was late and was caught on Tv, spoke in very 'good' chinese. I think if the chinese HOD had watched that part, she would have vomitted blood. lol

Got to stop blogging and start revising for my chemistry on friday. Stay tuned...

Maple story.

2006-02-22T17:12:00.000+08:00

Hi guys. I died while killing some bloody monsters in maple story, so i decided to update my blog while waiting for my health to replenish. Do u guys think that maple story is lame? If your answer is yes, let me prove to you that it is not! Let me start by asking you whether have you seen a pig hopping around cheerfully when they know that they are going to be part of the dishes on your dinning table? What about a monkey jumping around, smiling at you and throwing banana skins all over the place after finishing their banana? You wont be able to see all these things happening in the zoo. Pigs in the zoo will most probably be sleeping, and the monkeys there will be hanging upside down on a tree branch, stoning. (These poor monkeys are not even fed with bananas, so you will never get to see them throw the skins around or simile at you.) However, in maple story, you will get a chance to see how these animals act in the wild, and how cheerful they are, just like the animals in animal farm. Maple story allows you to observe how animals act in the wild and you to have a feel of shooting arrows at them without endangering these creatures. There are also some special animals which are genetically modified in maple story, which you wont be able to see in real life.

Maple story also educates the younger generation of singaporeans, teaching them how to count and do business. Maple story is a game that requires a person to gain experience points for his character, and in the game, they would calculate the number of monsters to kill to level up, the amount of magic points required to kill the monsters and the money required to buy potions, in order to level up efficiently. In another way, it allows teenagers to practice mathematics they learn in school, so playing maple is not a bad thing after all. Economics is also taught in maple story. I, unlike business students in my school, do not have to pay $5000 just to learn economics. Instead, i can learn it in maple story by buying and selling weapons. When the demand for an item increases and the supply is limited, a price increase will result. However, when the demand decreases, the price of an item will drop. Haha. Proper trading techniques between people is also being taught in maple story, in a more interactive and fun way.

Since there are so many advantages to gain by playing maple, how can it be considered lame? If you say that the graphics is so catoonish, think about the consequences if real pigs and animals are used. There would be alot of bloodshed, and the game would me rated as Nc16, or worse, M18. In this case, how are children going to learn their mathematics and business techniques? This is very important, as they will be the ones who are going to take over our country in the future. If they are not allowed to play maple, what are they going to do? Learn the chicken little song and dance in order to promote singapore as a city of arts?

Shall stop here for the time being, as my life has been fully replenished. Tune in to my blog for more posts!

About Montfort Chorale.

2006-02-20T23:58:00.000+08:00

Tmd. I have to admit that my english really cannot make it. I got a freaking B4 for my o's, so sorry for the bad grandma. Went back to monkfort to see the choir agian. Everything was running quite normally. I find that the new conductor was very cool. The way he teaches and the way he sings. His voice is so powerful that he alone can replace the whole tenor section in sp choir! We had peace for about 1 hour, before a lady with a machine gun came in. Fortunatly, none of us were shot to death. Her machine gun was only used after the choir practice.

The choir is currently facing a population crisis.(She has been facing a population crisis since our time.) Research shows that the current population of the choir will not be able to sustain the group in the years to come, so we need to get more seconday ones to join the choir. However, i find that it is a very difficult task, because monkfort is a all boys school, and boys have the thinking that people in choir are gays.

In this post, i am going to prove that choir people are not gays. i had a discussion with monkey earlier on and we have came out with 5 important reasons to support our stand that choir people are not gays. We are not trying to be homophobic here. Our main purpose is to teach the younger generations of monkfortians how to differentiate a normal guy and a gay, to clear their crapy mentality that we choir guys are gays.

The reasons are:
1) We do not hold hands in public and act in an intimate way.
2) We do not talk about things only a couple will say in a loving way in public.
3) We do not carry out weird actions like hugging kissing etc. in public.
4) We do not act and talk in a sissy way.
5) We do not fight using fingernails. We use our fists.

How Caleb got shot at compass!

2006-02-17T00:24:00.000+08:00

I'm back again. Haha. I am suppose to go to school with monkey today, but i was too lazy to get up, so i had no choice but to hack care him. When i finally got my lazy body off my bed, it was around noon, so i called my bros to join me for lunch. Caleb was free, so he joined me for lunch at compass point. We went to Swensens first, to take a look, but decided to eat at Jacks place, because it was cheaper and the set lunch had drinks and soup included in it. I wonder why drinks and soup are not included in the set lunch at swensens.(maybe they are trying to save water just in case there is an earthquake?)

We settled down at Jacks place, after ordering, we talked about the murder case in serangoon.(The man who was shot was not Caleb. Caleb was shot in another way) The food came, together with my choir teacher-in-charge and my brother's form teacher. No, they are not part of the lame chop. They came to have their lunch here also. She came over to talk trash to us. I used the term trash, because we caught no balls. Her speech was made so fast that before we knew it, it was over. She went to the ladies after her speeh and she saw monkey. SHE SAID THAT HIS HAIR IS NICE! Tmd. my hair nicer lor. blind women.

After lunch, we walked around the mall. At this point, Caleb was shot. the police came, and the ambulance took him to buangkok green medical park... Ops. He wasn't shot this way. lol. I thought i was writing a composition. haha. Below is the conversation between caleb and his friend, whom we met halfway while walking around the mall. He is abit vertically challenged, and his friend made fun of his height.

his friend: Yoz. long time no see.
caleb: hi.
his friends: what are you doing now?
caleb: slacking at hm.
his friends: why you don't want to work?
caleb: can't find a job la
his friends: go mac work la. Ops, i forgot the counter is too high.

That was how he was shot. Poor caleb.

Long time no see - 5566

2006-02-16T23:39:00.000+08:00

Hi ppl, hao jiu bu jian. After taking the critical reasoning skills test today, i felt that my singlish had improve alot and my english had turned from horrible to vegetable. In order to improve my english, i shall start to blog again, and i swear that my upcoming post will be crappier than before.(Pls stop reading my posts and put on a jacket when u feel that you are about to freeze to death, because i shall not be liable for any death cause by my crapiness.)

After the test, i went back to my previous seconday school to take a look at monkfort chorale. I had been away from the choir for quite some time, and when i walked in, there were many people staring at me, as if i was an intruder. I only recognized some of them, as most were new birds. There was this siao kia who who shouted my name when i walked in. i didnt recognise him at first, but sa i walked nearer to him, i realized that he was my ex junior. si lan kia. cut his hair botak. Scared that next time wont have a chance to cut botak isit? lol. The practice was ok and the new conductor was quite cool. He doesnt follow the conductor's tradition of conducting. Instead, of using his hands, he used his whole body. He DANCED instead of playing tai ji.

Went to the a saloon recomended by chicken wing with monkey to cut our hair in the evening. It was really famous, as there were many people queueng to get their hair cutted. We had to leave our number there so that the guy can give us a call when it's our turn. We walked around the whole area before that guy finaly gave us a call. Monkey got his hair cut first, and i was sitting there laughting my ass off, because the person styled his hair in a funny way before she started to cut. Lol. i guess it's a form of entertainment for those people waiting. We went to take phots of our new hair style, and it took us 15 mins, as we are inexperienced.(not so zi lian ma, so we don't take our own photos all the time.) Hmm. I think we can act in the upcoming movie, i not stupid 3, as ITE east students. haha.

Remember to catch i not stupid 3. coming soon in cinemas near you in don't know when.

The concert week.

2005-11-26T20:14:00.000+08:00

hmm... where should i start frm? lets start frm monday... haha... hmm... i woke up abit late, took the bus going towards the wrong direction, and ended up stuck in a jam.... i was suppose to meet her at 9 am at dover, but in the end we met at b.vista cos she dun want to look stupid carry all the gowns at dover... reached onli at 9.30... feel so bad to make her wait.... haiz... den we went to sch and put all the stuff at the choir rm before going for class.... met mathew and daryl for lunch? at fc 4.... wanted to go for afternoon classes, but pon it to go to mathew's aunt's house to do my coat.... sumthink wrong with the folding ma... went to cut my hair after that... that bugger cut it until so short.... yucks... went back to sch after my hair cut for the rehearsal.... Not a veri fun wan... haiz... mathew and i was like so crazy, trying to get daryl to send aini home... failed anyway... haha...

tuesday: hmm... went to watch harry potter with my parents in the evening.... haha... the show was quite ok lahs, but it didnt follow the original story in the book... stupid dumbledore... so old yet so active... haiz... bad... i was suppose to stay home to memorise the songs im gonna sing the next day, but i didnt do so... haha...

wednesday: haha... got my father to bring me to school, but got stuck in the morning jam... reached sch onli at 8.30... lesson was at 8, so i was late for 30 mins... lolx... and u noe wat? the teacher just came in 5 mins earlier then me and the class haven even start... haha... dismissed at 10 and stoned all the way till 12 cos mat and daryl onli dismiss at 12... haha... met daryl at school of biz and i saw her too... but i dun think she saw me... dotz... mathew met us at fc 4 onli at 12.30, cos he went sumwhere else instead of his classes.... haha... after lunch, we went to the auditorium for rehearsals till 3 plus... had a break till 6... tot of calling her out but she was with her cousin... so dun dare to go near her to talk to her.... haiz... 1st haf of the concert went well for us, and during the interval, i went out to meet mc ppl... my god sisters and bro went off during the interval... said tat is was so boring... lols.... den it was our turn to slack cos nvss was performing for the nex half.... hmm... wanted to take a photo with her, but whenever i walk towards the sop, i will turn back cos i also dunno why la.... in the end, joannah had to ask her to take photo with me... haiz... got a few more photos with her after the concert, all thanks to lim kian heng, cos my phone no bat liaoz... haha... went to chomp chomp for dinner with mc ppl den go hm slp liaoz... haha... end of story...

thurs: Hmm... went for class as usual... den mathew smsed me to meet for lunch at fc4.... told him it was too far so we met at fc3... that place was so crowded tat in the end, we went back to fc 4... lol... after lunch i called her and asked her if she wants me to accompany her hm anots but she dunwan... sad... so i went for lesson till 3 and den stoned in the library... had to wait till 7 to catch harry potter, for the second time... lolx... in the end, i decided to go home... she called me and den we talked for about 2 hrs? ya shuld be... hehe.... watched the show liaoz den go hm slp le... haha....

Fri... finally.... hmm... dun wish to write anything... hahaha... end of story... byebye!

My boring life.

2005-11-17T19:22:00.000+08:00

Haiz.... How boring can life be.... haha... finally i bothered to update my blog... sians.... Hmm.. I guess i am goanna to rite a long story... Will start from where i stop tat time.... As mentioned before, i went to work as a receptionist... Met a few kind hearted guest, as well as one of two horrible guest who shouted at me... Kaoz... haha... The duty manager always kpkb at me, but i hack care him... abit siao siao wan... almost same character as cs frm my class.... kaoz... Aniwae, i onli working for my fone and the experience onli, so i hack care la... My cousin also werking at the hotel, as the operator, so i spent my time talking to her when there is no gst... So cool... Ordered delivery together and had a party there. lol....

Last day of werk was on the 3rd of nov.... haha... Dint expect tat day to be the last day cos i gotta go to work on sat.... Had choir pract on sat at north vista sec sch and was soo tired, so i called them to tell them i wanted to resign liaoz.... hehe... I went to jalan kayu for prata den to compass library to slack wif monkey and nick... haha....

hmm... Sch started on the 31 of oct... wat a short holiday i had, which was mostly spent on working and choir... Imagine... I had to werk 6 days a week, and i had choir tree times a week... so holiday was so sian lor.... The 1st week of sch is like sooo dum lor.... Go sch for 3 days nia... open sch the next week better rite? lol.... So as i said, i werk during the two public holidays...
so dint go out at all... haiz...

On the 31st oct, i was feeling so happy cos my aunt was free to help me to get my new fone... Pon choir using the excuse tat i meeting my aunt... Quite stupid rite?
who wont qns tis excuse? l o l... btw, i went to her office to meet her... den we wanted to go tm to extend my line.... BUT, my aunt's maid discovered worms in my cousin's shit, so gotta go and see doctor... haizs... hopes dashed... den after see the doct, she brought me to hougang, cos there also got hp shop... but the idiotic guy told me tat he dun do singtel line... WTf... He told me he does it a few days before lor.... den in the end didnt get my fone... sianz....

Hmm... So my 6230 got to live wif me for another 2 more days before going over to live with a new owner, whom is my bro.... Went to choir on wed as usual, den finally, my aunt told me to meet her at city hall cos there is a hello shop there.... Muahaha... Finally got my new fone... Yea... A sony erisson k750i....
hahahaha.... Since i mentioned choir here, i will cont talking about it...

Hmm... Choir practice is like 4 times a week now... For the concert and competition... sians... learning the song is so boring... but when it comes to combine rehearsal, whereby all the parts are put together, it sounds fun... Nowadays, francis is doing lots of stupid action and we the basses are laughing like mad ppl.... haha....another 6 more days to the dawn of voices concert.... Arghhhh.... Can die liaoz... sianz... haiz.... mon going to have a long practice... frm 4-10pm.... haiz....

So.... moving away frm choir... To my class.... Since school reopened, life is still as boring as before, and everyone are spitting apart frm their gangs... Chosing ppl to form groups is also making all of us stress... sian... Cd is a module tat requires us to form grps of three.... in the end, i and another guy are grpless and the 4 gals are in a grp... 1 had move out, and tat gal happened to be u noe who.... She wrote in her blog tat she feels awkward being in the same grp as me.... haiz.... dunno wats her farking prob.... 1 week onli lor.... kaoz... nvm... forget it... i guess u ppls are gonna fall asleep... tts all for now....

signing off, Francesco cytosine van leeuwenhoek aixin jueluo lin wei jie...

FInally i bothered.

2005-10-15T23:03:00.000+08:00

Finally i bothered to update my blog.... hmm... where shall i strat frm? Okok... I'll start frm the day after the micro bio paper.... hmm... after the paper, i went to meet my uncle for lunch, be4 going back for job interview... Got the job of cos... L O L.... Promised to go to work on the next day, which is friday.... SO tiring sia... Also dunno why the hotel's business y suddenly improve by so much... One day arrival about 120.... Sianxxx

Been werking ot all the time... trying to earn $$ to buy my fone and glasses.... hahaha.... I'm the onli person werking in my class sia.... haiz... I'm so hardwerking... l o l... jkjk.... Hmm... i almost fainted in choir during sectionals.... It was so boring, esp dring the combine sections with the tenors.... Mettew was onli concentrating on the tenors, leaving the basses alone... I CAN'T STAND IT ANIMORE....! The duty manager is also giving me hell today, and i dunno y my sister dun haf ask me out 4 lunch liaoz...

sianz....

I've been fasting wif my malay friends also at werk.... Food there was so sucky, tat i've been eating rice wif vegetables almost everyday, which almost made me a monk, until theses few days, i decided not to eat lunch liaoz... sianzz... One step closer to my ambition.... I've learnt how to survive on a vegetarian diet liaozzz.... yea!
l o l... okok... lazy to cont.... Cont another day...

Exams!

2005-09-14T20:20:00.000+08:00

haiz.... long time no update my blog liaoz... so sianz... Exams coming soon.... yea... hope to get over this sem asap... school is like so sucky... In the past, i thought tat onli mr wu(my secondary physics teacher) has the abilty to make me fall asleep during lesson time, but now in poly, i fall asleep during IOC chem and micro bio lectures almost al the time... The best time to sleep in poly is during Dr Pho's lectures... She speaks so softly and reads off from her ppt slide during lectures tat u can fall asleep instantly... sianz... dunwan write liaoz la... got to study liao... buaiz...

My true friends in class.

2005-09-07T22:04:00.000+08:00

Yeah... I've finally found out who is my real friends in class liaoz, besides alvin... cos they feel the same way as me... had a great talk with them, becos i cant take it liaoz... feeling so great to have them back as friends... haha... hope it will last forever... yea... hmm... today was great! except for the micro bio test... Spellng bee competition was a success... hope to get my cca points for helping wendy shu... haha... lol... went to my ccousin's house... cool man... they move to hougang liaoz... Can go find them everyday... yea... It feels good being happy... hope i can be happy everyday... lol...

Feelings!

2005-09-06T18:46:00.000+08:00

hmm.... today is the day whereby i got lots of feelings.... i have a feeling that after reading this entry you will write lol in my tag box... haha... In the morning, i was feeling tired, and i didn't went for maths.... i had a feeling hat i will miss the 9'o clock bus to hougang mall when i was still on my bed at 8.50.... In the train, i had a feeling that i was underground and l be late for chem, but the lecturer was later then me.... i have a feeling that he can't finish the whole module, and i also had feeling that i was hungry halfway thru his lesson...

After chem, i had a feeling that i will end up having luch with onli one person, at fc 1 and also had a feeling that i will eat chicken rice... i went 4 rwp at 1pm, cos i had a feeling that grace khoo will return us the test papers... she told us majority of us got a c, and i had a very strong feeling that i will get a c, and to my surprise, i got a c....

My feeling was so acurate... went 4 the spelling bee briefing after Rwp, and there, i got a feeling that my classmates dunno how to wrap presents... haha... went 4 dinner with alvin and rayner, and then we had a feeling that we will take the bus back... We took 74 home, and on the way, i had lots of feelings... i had feelings that we will pass by places like np, hua chong blah blah blah, amk, hougang, montfort, i am on earth, in singpore, on the road, my ezlink card money will be gone, and lastly, i had a feeling that theo likes someone, alvin likes someone, and i like someone.... muahaha

My poly classmates.

2005-09-03T00:52:00.000+08:00

Yoz ppl... i shalln't talk about wat happened today(should be yesterday, looking at the time now...) liaoz... cos nothing much.... Went 4 choir and the dinner at clementi with the conductor and friends.... I just wanna talk about my classmates today. You may read the full story below, and i hope that u ppl will give me suggestions on how to deal with them...

During the first few days in sp, i had gotten to know most of the guys and some of the girls in my class, and started to mix ith a group of guys.... We had quite some fun... they include benji, alwin, weng chi, choon seng and wei chang.... We were together during the flag day, while the rest of the class went seperately to different places.... Benji was the first person i got to know better, as we went to sell flags at chinatown, while the rest went to slack in the afternoon, cos they got bored after asking for donations for the whole morning....

One week later, we went out to play cs (counterstrike) at a lan shop, and tis time round, devester joined us, leaving Chian hwee and de hong.... I thought that they are my real friends in class, but after 2 weeks or so, i realised that i am foolish to think tat they are my friends in class.... It was during an idea lesson when we are supposed to form a group, tat made me realised that they are people who don't think of friendship, and are onli bothered about themselves.... out of the 7 of us, 5 fromed a group themselves and the remaining two of us were left out.... if they were my friends, they would have agreed to spilt into groups of 3 and 4 persons.... This event made me upset, and i am left with no choice, but to join chian hwee's group.... During rwp lesson the week be4, i was in the same group as 3 other ppl, and two of them were without a group.... i requested to join the 2 to form a new group, in order to have equal no of ppl in a group, and wat i got back in return??? Getting thrown out of their idea group and left alone, as though no one's buisness.... sob sob....

Then in the months to come, i didn't join them for fiona's bday, and the think i pangseh them, but in acture fact, i was broke.... since then, they left me out in everything as they think tat i am those sort of not "steady " friend.... i have been mixing with chian hwee, de hong and alvin since then. After various ica, which i got low marks (Cs for most of them), the guys are all trying to avoid me, as though i am carrying some stupidity virus with me, and would make them stupid if they come close to me, except for alvin, who is always standing beside me....

Further more, i am begining to feel tat someone in their group is an asshole.... Always asking the whole class to pon together, but he himself dun wan to pon... I feel that the asshole is very fake.... Making friends with smart ppl just to gain some of their knowledge, and the whole group just got stuck to him, as though their minds are controlled by him, except for the smarter ppl... they follow him wherever he goes, and even to the toilet.....! Nowadays, i am beginning to feel that i am not part of my class, and the onli fun thing in sp is choir.... haiz.... so confused and sad now.... Y are ppl in my class like that??? ( i am mentioning the guys onli, cos i dun mix with the girls often)..... Can anione understand how i feel now???? Please tell me wat to do...

Busy.

2005-08-31T22:35:00.000+08:00

So sorry people for not entering any post. Busy these few days. I shall write a composition about the events that took place these few days... Lets start from saturday ba... hmm... let me recall... ya... remembered liaoz... haha... i woke up at err 11 plus... had to mop the floor before i can do anything else, as i am suppose to mop on firday night.... Went to eat dim sum with my parents in the afternoon, den went to my aunt's house to study while my parents went to parkway to shop.... my cousin damn cute sia.... One week dun have see him alreadi.... haha.... i luv him man.... ya... back to events that happened last few days... i went back on saturday night liaoz, coz sunday my another cousin's birthday....

Now sunday.... woke up as usual... at 11am... cos slept late last night... went to kovan for breakfast at the usual carrot cake stall... It's the best stall man.... ppl who read this must go and try.... haha... den i went to my grandfather's house to celebrate my cousin's birthday.... actualli i was suppose to study for my cell bio for tomorrow, but i hack care la.... My stupid cousins saw me talking to a guy on a fone, and concluded that i am a gay!!! wat the hell.... now i become their jie mei liaoz.. lol.... enuff of sunday... lets proceed to monday....

Okok.... Monday blues.... haha.... but it was quite sianz.... i woke up early to study, be4 i went to sch.... i left home at 11 am and reached sch in time sia.... haha.... when to class as usual... Maths.... Ppl u noe wat, i hate my classmates!!! esp cs... damn irritating and noisy.... Feel like screaming two words(kao bei) into his ears... Took micro bio test and i am sure that i did damn badly.... Sianz.... after sch i went to the library to stone, while waiting 4 choir rehearsal to start.... haha.... Scared someone at l4A.... u noe who u are.... muahahaha.... den alvin was setting up his friendster account wif joannah.... Btw, i made her damn pissed off.... hahaha... Got my revenge.... Lol... lets move on to tuesday....

Tuesday.... hmm.... nothing much happened la.... The onli fun lesson was RWP...... We slacked like hell..... haha.... boring day..... went home after rwp, and somebody asked me a question tat i dunno how to answer.... Sianz... dunwan talk about it liaoz....

Back to today!!! yeah... Compo ending liaoz... hahaha.... ya... i went to sp at 11 am... didnt made it back to my secondary and primary schools to visite my teachers... cos clashed wif lessons and a function at night in sp... sianz.... ya... the interesting part of the day was.... THE PERFORMANCE!!! it was a veri fun evening.... haha... saw the principal for the first time.... the time capsule was also so cool.... Mr low wong fook put his landyard inside, and it was sealed and burried in the grounds outside the admin block.... i have a new ambition liaoz... to become the principal of sp in fifty years time and open the time capsule... yeah.... hmm.... People who missed the event, too bad.... muahaha... I'm done with my composition.... haha.... that's all folks....

Sianzationalization

2005-08-26T12:48:00.000+08:00

I'm so tried... tat's why i didn,t publish any post yesterday... had a bad day as usual... Idiots kept appearing out of nowhere to irritate me... i realli can't stand my class... Dun wan to cont. life in sp... They(they=most of the ppl) just sucks, but not all of them larz.... Those who dun suck noe who they are.... i was realli damn half dead yesterday... Kena "sabo" by felix and jasmine... U all ne wat u did, so i will not mention lahs....

Ok... Back to today... Hmm... I slept in Dr pho's class man... Both the two hrs... so damn tired... got back my IOChem test... got a B tis time round... hope to get an A.... When for choir rehearsal, den Rushed to Chijmes to catch Montpressivo 2... Our gang, meaning the alumni, did alot of funny things... haha... the whole thing is ok on the whole.... Kena BulLied by joannah... Stupid sia... went to marina square for dinner den went home to catch the moon and mars... but the sad thing was it was gonna to rain... so no choice... had to give it a miss... sob sob... Ok la... enuff of my story... haha...

My first time in a lecture theater.

2005-08-24T20:41:00.000+08:00

Yesterday.... I went to a lecture theater for the first time after being for the first time in sp... haha... so fun... pon rwp tadae... cos so boring... haha... i dun feel like talking about the rest of the things that happened... Cos nothing special realli happened... dots

Today.... I went to sch as usual, stonned in class as usual but i pon the sports complex opening ceremony.... One cca pts nia... go for wat??? haha.. went to get a stupid hair cut den went home liaos... haha... tat's all larz...

Wat a short day.

2005-08-22T23:40:00.000+08:00

hmm....
today i started school at 12.... shit man... didn't knew that afternoon lessons all cancelled.... so ended at 1.30pm... if i knew it i wouldn't have came... But we ran outta class halfway, all the way to fc5 to see project superstar de kelly.... lol... i dun watch or support her, but just went to see see.... in class also so sianz... stonned in the library after school, until 4 den i went to meet monkey and banana for lunch... went for choir(see, i am a good boy...) next... Stupid guy called felix talking crap all the way making me laugh... idiot sia... went with dinner with choir friends, den go home liaoz... tat's all for the day....

Sianz.

2005-08-21T17:13:00.000+08:00

hmm ... i think i will update my blog once every 2 days.... no time... dots... so err yesterday i went to my cousin house for his 21st bday party... played tai dee again... wat else can i play??? den in the night talking on msn lor.... my idiotic brother... use other ppl msn talk to me... lucky i smart enuff... knew tats it's him.... haha... tats all for sat... den today, i woke up early in the morning and went to my uncle's house to pray my grandfather and grandmother.... so tired sia.... den i went ot my cousin's new house c c... shiok sia... she staying beside my condo onli... yeah.... after tat continue slcking at my uncle house den went over to my grandfather's house... after dinner go home liaoz.... lol... tats all la....

Sucky day.

2005-08-20T15:08:00.000+08:00

haha.... sorry for the late entry.. was too busy yesterday.... hmm... yesterday was like hell.... I WOKE UP EARLY... hahaha... but the day sucks.... i had lessons from 8 am to 12, followed by a 2 hr break and then a chemistry test... the test like shit sia.... sure flunk... omg.... Hmm... after school i went to the choir room to slack then go choir... sang a stupid sp song.... Sounded like shit... as usual, i was laughting my ass off in choir again all thanks to mr felix, the cat.... foodcourt i went to day: fc 1 for lunch and fc 3 for dinner... lolx... made an interesting discovery again.... A new virus.... I IIaCsII I... heyz guys dun worry.... it onli affect gals... muahahaha...

Isnt blogging the same as a dairy?

2005-08-18T21:46:00.000+08:00

Shit sia... today late again... took cab to school... cost me $11.50 sia... what the hell.... hmm... i had two practical lessons... micro bio and cell bio... after school i went to fc 3 for dinner with pch and kdh.... talk alot of rubbish.... Discussing if singapore was realli democratic anotz... we were intending to leave the sch together, and take the train home, but stupid pch pangseh me and kdh... wat the hell.... i went to play badminton with my dad, then went home liaos... my day ends here... lol...

About me.

2005-08-17T23:32:00.000+08:00

The below entry was my first entry.... lol... first time so if got any thing that is incorrect dun blame me.... haha... If u got any way to improve my blog feel free to email me cos i dunno how to use it yet... ya... an intro about myself....

I'm actually 16 this year studying at singapore polytechnic for my dip in biotechnolgy..... Finished my o levels last year only.... Once a jedi but have crossed over to the dark side... Hate chinese/combine humanities lessons - cos i feel that the lessons are too boring, hate all the gals ever since i came into singapore poly. Realised that gal are quite horrible at times, esp gals whom i see everyday - cos they evil and they are the roots of men's failure, also hate yoda and his stupid jedi council.... No likes, cos i'm Darth Newton... Best known as the lamest guy in montfort chorale(Are Siths that lame???) cos i came out with too much jokes during practices, causing people to laugh when they are singing... lolx.... If you want to torture me to death you can just throw me into A y**n's lesson(cell bio) and i will suffer sumthink worse than death - Don't tell yoda this.... It's my weakest point..... You may also like to go to my friendster account and add me to see my testimonial to know more about me.... That's all lorz....

My first post.

2005-08-17T17:55:00.000+08:00

Checked out of dreamland late again.... school was like hell today...(it's been like hell all the while) Practical lesson was so boring.... these was practically nothing to do and i was stonning in the cell bio lab for 2 hours.... didn't completely understand wat the hell the teacher was saying... haiz... Math and cell bio tutorial were boring too, as all of us were just sitting there quietly listening to the lecturer... Went to mr yong's shop to slack and passed him my harry potter book... and i onli got a cup of bubble tea from him instead of lunch.... cos i'm sick and tired of mac... sianz... den afterwards went home liao, to make this shitty blog....